The Beard

Ew

Well Kyle had a nice scruff going for a couple of days. But all too quickly it grew bushy.

At first it was like this...

Now I liked this. It was that rugged, sexy, mountain man look. That arrow with no words by my legs is my knees possibly going week... But I knew all too well how fast this leads into a very negative place. A beard does not suit Kyle. It looks sexy for about a day and a half. After that he starts looking like he is still living in his parents basement, then after 3 more days it already looks like he has lived in a cave with Bin Ladin for a year. (worse than that I'm afraid) I also know of something he finds funny...

Now... No... Kyle this looks like you want to be a molester/bad porn star/stalker of Pamela Anderson. Mustaches do not work on you. Please do not do this. I am begging you.

I am also warning you...

p.s.
The BAMF Dream Couch is now in extreme danger of being sold out! Overstock say it isn't so!