Kyle "If there was an Olympics for eating tacos, I would win that"
Later on in our discussion of daily events..
Kyle "Stop yelling at me!"
Me "I'm not yelling! I'm just making my point clear!" (as my voice gets louder)
Soon after that Kyle (if you know this man you will not be surprised) farts.
Me "I don't mind you farting now, but when we have kids you may not fart in front of them, I don't want them learning bad manners"
Kyle "I know (in a downcast tone), but can we fart during guy time?"
Me "Sure, what else will you be doing during guy time besides farting?"
Kyle "Drinking?"
Me "..."
Kyle "If someone tried to beat me at eating tacos, I would roll them in a tortilla and eat them"
Kyle "I need to stop buying this salsa, I don't even like it that much!"
Me "You've bought this salsa before, and after realizing you didn't like it the first time you bought it again?"
Kyle "Yeah I forgot I didn't like it"
Kyle "I officially ate a whole can of olives by myself"
Kyle "Wanna know a fact? I could eat the rest of those taco shells" (there were 12 of them, Jenni had 3)
Jenni "Thats not that impressive"
Kyle "you forgot that I also ate a whole avocado, and two whole tomatoes"
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Putting this conversation up was approved by Kyle. Although he doesn't remember suggesting taking our children drinking, but he is blaming that on his current taco coma... most comments in this conversation are sarcastic... and this is a typical supper conversation between my husband and I
1 comment:
I think we should have a taco eating showdown..
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